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January 30, 2005
A Version Aversion or A Flippin' Antipathy
Yesterday Jodi and I (and about a hundred other people) went to the hospital. The mission: flip the kid upside down so that she'd be able to come out head-first, like all the other munchkins. She was having nothing of it. Two OB's and a nurse gave it the old college try for a good 15 minutes before checking the baby again with the ultrasound. I'm not very good at making out things in ultrasound picures, but when the Resident said "Hey, she's looking right into the camera," I was sure I saw her giving the camera The Bird.
Thus it begins.
This hospital won't deliver a breeched baby, so we have to scheudle a C-Section for about two weeks from now. Something makes me think that she'll flip herself over that morning, just to annoy the doctors.
I didn't teach it to her...It must've been Uncle Jarrad.
Posted by james at January 30, 2005 01:29 PM
Comments
We have to start them young. It's very important to get them pissed off at the world right from the beginning. I don't believe in tabula rasa, we can certainly piss them off even before they are born.
Posted by: Uncle Jarrad at February 1, 2005 05:56 PM
you guys are in my thoughts everyday. I hope everything goes smooth and perfectly.
Posted by: muriel at February 4, 2005 12:54 AM